9/12/07

Incognito isn't for everybody.

Well, it is hard to hide if you are say 5'10" and 235 lbs. There just isn't enough camouflage to make that go away.

When it comes to being anonymous on my blog, you will come to find that it is also hard to hide and this will make you sad(there just aren't any invisibility cloaks around these parts!). From now on I am going to make up names for everybody I know. And the names will always be changing, as to keep their identity safe. It is like the Witness Protection Program, but much less serious and much more humorous. So, watch out everybody, you may become Ms. Potatohead, Dolly, Nacho, Pencil, Turbo, Ice, or some other crazed name.

It kind of reminds me of my Leadership class at school. I had to put them into groups in order for them to feel wanted and part of a group. I guess it was also in order for them to check on one another and improve the graduation rate or something. Anyway, two of my groups could not come up with a clever names, so I named them. One group is a group of boys who are now referred to as The Little Ponies. They really love it, and that was me being totally sarcastic. Well, one boy loves it and he truly has my heart because he does love it and the other two completely loathe it! The other group that couldn't come up with a name for themselves is referred to as the I Don't Knows and they are working on getting a clever name. Good for them, too bad for The Little Ponies, because they are stuck with that name. I will never ever let them change it. Well, maybe I would if they offered to wash my car, bring me candy or just be quiet for 20 minutes at a time(it is usually only 30 seconds of quiet at any give time!).

I had a not laughing contest at school today with one of my students. She is hilarious and is always laughing. For some reason, she thinks I am hilarious. Whenever she looks at me, she just bursts out laughing. Some would take this to mean that she thinks I am funny looking, but I know better. She just associates my face with the humor she always comes in contact with because of me. Well, we both went five minutes without laughing, which was a huge feat for both of us. I was so excited to know that she actually can be serious, seeing she usually only goes seconds without laughing! It is also comforting to know that I also can be serious for more then five seconds.

Well, I must go back to my amazing life. I think there might be some baseball watching in my future. Either live via the Orem Owlz or on TV via ESPN Wednesday Night Baseball!

Cheers!