This is a story that one of my students just told me that happened in their English class today. It was too funny to not publish on the interwebs!!!!
Their teacher was saying that it is hard to teach English because the students abbreviate everything like they are texting. Like LOL, JK, etc.
One of the students piped up and said: "I hate abbreviations!"
Another student turns to this student and says: "But your name is D.J."