A Few Haikus

I wrote many, many haikus during testing this week at school.  Here are a few of the best ones:

Zombie Testing
Standardized testing
Like a room full of zombies
But eating own brains.

The Zombie Walk
Zombies walk to school
Slowly, slowly, slow they go.
Too Late, school's over.

If Zombies Took Test
Zombies taking tests
With much different standards
Brains and flesh eating.

Zombie Baseball
Zombies play baseball
Hitting eyeballs with leg bones
No crack of bat; splat.

Zombie Billiards
Zombies shooting pool
Nine-ball would be nine eyeballs.
Sticks would be Femurs.